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Old Homestuck fanfiction I wrote can be found at my other blog, brodad.tumblr.com

All current fandom fanfiction will be posted here under the tag fanfiction

My porn blog is rosesporn.tumblr.com

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4 hours ago | 2 notes

Will I ever spend more than literally a couple minutes on tumblr at a time ever again?

Who knows

11 hours ago | 19,932 notes
ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 
Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

I feel like this describes their personalities perfectly

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 

Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

I feel like this describes their personalities perfectly

(Source: iwouldfookthat)

Via it's a metaphor
4 days ago | 441 notes
squidbiscuit:

While I was drawin’ that last Wanda pic I realized I really wanted to do her and Pietro in a style with contrasting body shapes.

squidbiscuit:

While I was drawin’ that last Wanda pic I realized I really wanted to do her and Pietro in a style with contrasting body shapes.

Via lemme see ur sword
4 days ago

So I should text/call my mom to confirm that I’m coming over tonight

But that requires turning my phone back on

What if I got a cell phone specifically for work

(It would be terrible because I would never turn it on oops)

4 days ago

Finally texted boss telling him I don’t agree but I’m not gonna argue about this one and if my opinion does not sway him then ok, whatever

And then turned off my phone oops

4 days ago | 12 notes

charmsandpandas:

chinhands

the cutest hitman. would husband this big Russian assassin

Ah yes, you found my rare pair of years past…. I’m gonna have to reread it now Via charm commissions open! info in sidebar
4 days ago | 2 notes

It really sucks how because now that people from work, including my boss, communicate with me via texting or calling, my phone has become a pretty anxiety inducing object

I have actually turned my phone off at least three or four times in the last month for a few hours just to avoid having to deal with work stuff

Just now my phone buzzed and I felt so much dread sink into the pit of my stomach, even though it was just a fb notification

Right now I am currently not looking at texts and calls from my boss because I know he’s mad with one of the servers and honestly I’m done being in the middle of it. I plan on “not being able to check my phone” for a few more hours and then texting him that I don’t agree with what he wants to do, but that I’m beyond arguing this point with him anymore so I will not stop him from addressing it with her himself

He gets to be the bad guy, not me

5 days ago | 9,063 notes

flowermotif:

thxnos:

civil war mcu: the world is devastated after the government wants the… like… 7 heroes to register. Death. Chaos. Madness.

"We can’t let them reveal our secret identities. It would be wrong."

"We don’t have secret identities. You’ve been famous since 1943, I literally landed in the armor at a convention named after myself while surrounded by Iron Man themed dancers, Thor is just Thor, and everyone else’s identity was leaked by Natasha, thank you so much."

"How will this affect the m—"

"Mmm?"

"I don’t know, there was a word on the tip of my tongue but I forgot it."

(Source: thanoscopter)

Via the apex of sexy danger
5 days ago | 2 notes

I’m really bored of my girlfriend in kim k but I’m worried if I start dating someone else that I’ll lose our rank on the top couples list

dammit, this stupid fucking app has ruined my life

I should have stopped when my housemates did

edit: nvm, went on a date with my gf and it finally triggered the events that will lead to the whole marriage business sO yeah in it for the long haul because I don’t want to have to put in the time to get someone else to the level where that happens oops